Yes the end is coming. Some say it is scheduled this year. Just for your knowledge, this is not a new phenomenon because as per the rich knowledge of a few people the date for the last day on earth was planned to be :
January 1, 1000 A.D. (Sadly the world did not end on this date) March 10, 1982 (the same reason, maybe waited for my birth). So they went to January 1, 2000 (Still the world refused to listen to man kind ) June 6, 2006 (I think the world waited for AVATAR or AVENGERS to launch). So the near final date was zeroed to december 21/23, 2012. Now a few folks will be confused as to will the world really end on this day ? Well I have come down to a conclusion these dates are like the solution for a question in an engineering maths exam. You always get the answer but are not sure if it is correct. And everyone has different ones…so you adjust the answer as per your convenience 😀
Now the scientists have also made themselves safe if the world does not end in December. They have also another date in mind ‘the year 3797′. So now equipped with this knowledge I was wondering what will happen if the world ends on 21/12/2012. You know it would have been better if God was on facebook. He would just update his status “BOOM”- and we would have happily commented, liked and shared it and then died. with smiles on our faces. That’s what I call AWESOME death.
Why would the world end on this date ?
A good question. Scientists guess – Solar flare or super volcano or tsunami or all at once. I predict may be the winrar license expires on that date. So even if the world does not end . It will be a heck of a life without winrar. Other possible reasons may include – facebook starts charging for membership, all the cell phones on the planet burst all of a sudden, all the channels show daily soaps at the same time or another twilight series begins.
What if ends on that day ?
The day is Friday. It should have been Monday, at least I would I have enjoyed 2 days of holiday (end of the world vacation). I would really like to see if all my experience of watching Bear Grylls is worth anything. Although he doesn’t show any tricks to save against a large wave of tsunami, but still its worth a try. I am pretty sure if we have confirmed reports about the apocalypse – then all the stores in the world will be flooded by calls from ladies inquiring for JUDGEMENT DAY SALE. People do have a right to look good when dead. But the simple logic is who will see you if everyone is dead.
Single boys will start looking for girlfriends and boys in relationships will start looking for more girlfriends. Not much knowledge of other things.
I have even made a list of things I may try if the world is really ending in 2012. Dont worry I will share a few good ones with you. I would like to….
- Walk up to a small child that resembles me, and tell him that I am him from the future.
- Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
- When the money comes out the ATM, scream “I Won!, I Won!” “I Won!, I Won!”
- Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell “get in your ball you stupid pokemon.”
- Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
- Hire two detectives and make them follow each other (Dont worry you won’t have to pay them either)
- Walk into an elevator and say – You all must be wondering why I have gathered you here
What happens if the world does not end on 21/12/2012 ?
If the date of mass destruction is postponed again. Then when I have children I will show them the movie “2012” and tell them I survived it. Maybe a few people will kill the scientist who is making the miscalculation again and again. There is a high possibility that all the courts in the world will be overflowing with divorce cases. All the hard drinks in the world will be exhausted.
Well one thing is for sure,If the world does not end on december 21 then a lot of babies will be born in September 20,2013.