Realistic plans for 2013

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2013. So here it is… a new year. You know what the fun of celebration of all events is going on decreasing. I don’t know what to blame for it, or whom. but what I know for sure is the Diwali, Christmas, Holi have lost a bit (about 90 %) of their charm.

But mourning about it will actually mean starting the new year on a sad note.

So lets start  fresh again, shall we ? New year is about fresh starts and new beginnings. About enjoying a new perspective towards the next 365 days to come. And how can we forget making resolutions.

making resolutions is basically making a few changes to the previous years resolution and taking a vow to bring it to immediate effect. Even last year I published a post about new year resolutions. But lets discuss something new.. something fresh…

So let us make realistic resolutions for 2013. As we are quite bitterly aware that resolutions do not last about more than first week of January. So lets get started:

1. Read less.

You know what it is very boring. Making this resolution helps only the old paper mart guy. It only involves waste of money and is also very difficult to maintain over a even a short period.

2. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 kgs.

Now this is relatively easy. Reducing weight actually involves tiresome and hectic exercises. but this one is very easy to keep as everyone who plans on reducing weight. generally ends up completing the above resolution. So why not adopt this very resolution from the very beginning.

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3. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Well you know as I did say before. It is a waste of time, energy and effort.

4. Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.

Well from the last 4 years I have been trying to reduce my T.V. viewing. But you know what  watching T.V. is something i can do more than eat or even sleep. So this one is a relatively easier to keep.

5. Procrastinate more.

Time management is for losers. But you probably knew it didn’t you. And I have survived about the last 20 years procrastinating so I think this one is not as much difficult to follow  In fact you know what I will just write it down on the top of my agenda right now. OK. done.

6. Drink. Drink some more.

Not for everyone. but a few guys (and gals) who enjoy a sip now and then will find it easier to comply. And it won’t even hurt their conscience.

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7. Start being superstitious.

People plan to become more rational in the year and turn up bringing their lucky pen or wearing their lucky shirt for exams or important occasions. so rather lets be irrational in 2013.

8. Organizing…What the hell..

Nope a strict no no on the yearly revolvers mind. Organizing only tends to mess up more as we go nearer and nearer to wards the end of the month, let alone the year.

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9. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

Yeah heard it more than a million times. But naturally the other way round. but all it serves to is fattening the vendors pockets. And the same food tastes much more better with the sweeter (sweaty) hands of the server.

10. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

Taking up a habit is actually what everyone wants to do. but sadly the habit doesn’t live enough to see the thrd week of January. So better take up your addiction as a habit, you know what killing two birds in one shot-  Habit + pleasure.

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