Peoplz ON FACEBOOK

I have made a small observation (not as small as the list tends to be fairly big.) about the type of friends (creepy and freaky both) we have on Facebook. Sort of compiled a list and clicked the publish button.

Here its goes ,Too funny!

We all have one of each of these types of friends on our list:

1) The “Lurker” Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.
2) The “Hyena” Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
3) “Mr/Ms Popular” Has 4367 friends for NO (logical) reason.

4) The “Gamer” Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.) and then annoys the ones who don’t with the irritating request/s.

5)The “Prophet” Every post makes reference to God or Jesus or a genuine attempt to inspire someone. . (Kadu for you -in a good sense :D)

6) The “Thief” Steals status updates.. and will probably steal this one.


7) The “Cynic” Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

8) The “Collector” Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

9) The “Promoter” Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore. or probably block the guy FOREVER.

10) The “Liker” Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button. This guy or gal makes complete use of the like button. Common if it is free why not use it. May be they should be charged for liking…

11) The “Hater” Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.

12) The “Anti-Proofreader” This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.

13) “Drama Queen/ King” This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong but then they never finish telling the story. or keep you at your wits end with … ‘Feeling sad’ or ‘Why God why ?’ and you are like arrrgghhhhh….
14) “Womp Womp” This person consistently tries to be funny but never is.

15) The “News” Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary. With details like its raining, snowing. I am walking. Trains / Buses are late. I am dead.

16) The “Rooster” Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day.

17) The “Agent” is a agent of some bollywood or Hollywood star, who is more interested in putting up the photos of their favourite star.

18) The “Photo Maniac” is the one very much interested in uploading their photos (although not always photogenic)

19) The “Long commenters” like writing around 80 marks answers to a small status on Facebook. (though from the heart but really loooooooooong)

20) The “Short commenters” are the people who annoy you completely off your wacking head with their ‘K’ (if you know what I mean.)

Which one are you be HONEST!! Or else don’t be and I will increase another one in the list.

Why the world hate engineers – WHY ?

No No No …I don’t hate engineers (or engineering students as such) But I have come to a general conclusion that everyone in the world hates engineers. Exception of 2 categories, if

Category 1 : You yourself are an engineer

Category 2 : You are somehow related to an engineer to trying to get related in the near future(You know what I mean 😛 )

Other people for sure hate engineer’s .Don’t agree with me. I will give you a few examples to prove my point as I have had my few share of experiences.

Now one of the first category of ESH group (Engineering student haters) comes are the medical students. Now they think it is them who toil day in and day out and we (engineering students) go to the college to get your skin tanned on the beach.

My affectionate reply to them is come-on you only have to remember related terms – blood, brains and stuff (related considering we all have them) but poor engineering students have to remember irrelevant stuff viz. Dielectric materials, ratio of concrete and water, iron in an alloy and I am pretty sure too that we can’t apply KVL or KCL in our body. So Medi’s grow up your syllabus is much easier.

and when you do your practical’s you are pretty sure that the person (or corpse as you may call or may be “subject”) has all its parts in place whereas when we do ours we are pretty sure that even after the circuits are at place yet the breadboard may betray you.

Now one of my favorites the commerce gang, well I do have a friend who says Engineers are BOring – And I am like WHAT???? They even say,

Arguing with an Engineer is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig: After a few hours, you realize the pig likes it.

According to this crowd the mathematics of engineering student is better than a third grader but always worse than a commerce aspirant. Come on people anybody can add up a few numbers written column wise. I mean that type of maths is done by engineers as morning breakfast.

They think they are cooler than engineers. OK agreed you can enjoy more liberal hours as such. You might know about the latest release in the theatre but it takes “class” to know what is happening around the globe. And I mean things other than just fashion. But I have done my part of research and this is what I concluded:

One, the girls are cool there because they know there is some poor chap in the world who is doing engineering – who will; marry them. And two, the boys are jealous because, well… the girls for whom they take all the troubles to come to college are looking to settle with engineers in the near future.

Arts category – Whatever!!!! Guys the scores you get… I mean engineers use calculators that have more buttons than your attendance in lectures. No offence, but still you know it. And my study also tells me that 99 % of the affairs (or relationships) taking birth in arts stream have a difficult chance of even surviving through the academic year, the rest 1 % survive because … God knows why?

And 99.99 % of the relationships in engineering stream survive till the end (considering both are engineers) and (by the word end, I don’t know whose end I am referring to) because relationships grow strong through difficult situations and what can be more difficult than engineering (sine I have proved Science is not difficult.)

Now the other categories: there are also a few other exceptional categories that think of engineering students and boring or geeks. But common guys your views are insignificant after all you belong to the “others” category.

And yes there is even hatred within the students of engineering as well – like comps never like EXTC , IT and comps never share the same enthusiasm or Mech’s have friends with ….. Well…. Mech’s

I would have written about it, but that’s internal affairs….ssshhhhhhhh…….

Of cricket and railways.

The gentleman’s game…. Every one of us is very much aware how much important role cricket plays in our life. In suburban life.

Now what is this all about you may ask. I would answer out of my keen observation I have discovered that Indian railways too follow cricket to a large extent.

How?

Ok I will tell you.

We have IPL and teams like Mumbai Indians, Chennai superkings and Deccan chargers.

In railways too we have such teams like

Dombivli crushers, Ghatkopar dandiyas, Thane blunders, virar chargers, kurla wrestlers etc.

When people get into the train the follow a typical rhythm. All enter with a rush like Sehwags opening. And leave in a pace of Tendulkar approaching his century.

When inside a train they follow the famous Sholay quote. “Adhe log idhar jao, adhe udhar jao, baaki log mere piche aao”. They make way in such a systematic manner that I feel that they must be in a huddle before getting onto the train.

When it comes to DRS India never gets the decision correct, when it comes to indicator railways never get their timing correct.

See the picture below, this is the picture taken at kurla station at 2.00 pm. (not quite sure which 10.38 train the indicator is interested in 🙂

People enjoy drinks (at platform) just like cricket. Railways have cheerleaders singing PARDESI PARDESI JAANA NAHI…for the crowd. In cricket we have advertisements after every over in railways we have advertisements every station (SHAMRAJ DANT MANJAN or Chico ghya chikoo)

There is an interesting situation in cricket like at the fall of a wicket. Who will go first. In railways there is a similar situation when a train arrives that is who will get in first.

The fun of powerplay when travelling by a semi fast local. Power play till Thane and regular there after.

During breath taking situations the Indian run rate falls down so as the timing of the locals during peak hours. Rain greatly affects their game – for both of them. Everyone is confused which end to run.

Slow over rate, special slow before thane station (genuinely a halt). The best person when required is always out of form. In railways, when want a long distance train every train is kurla, thane or Dombivli. And the list goes on and on..

So now we know about another major addition to the cricket fan base namely THE INDIAN RAILWAYS.

FACING IT !!!!

 

Recently I found my friend sulking in a corner of our building passage. I enquired the matter he said his girlfriend dumped him. I felt sorry for him,

I asked.” What did she say?”

He said “she didn’t tell me face to face…”

“So she called?”

“No.’

“She texted you?”

“No.”

“Then what?”(I really hate when I ask a full-fledged question and get 2 syllables for an answer.)

“She changed her face book status to SINGLE.”

“That doesn’t mean anything.” I said.

He said” of course it does, she had liked the status and commented, Go to hell a******”

I don’t like anybody cursing around me but this was a special case! There was something about that incident really that struck me. I now realize how much social networking sites have affected our selves.

I asked him if he felt bad (of course he did!). He said “naah! (No he wasn’t) even I was going to dump her but my net was down. (It was the best he could think of to save his face)

 

And that is not the only  example, There are a few instances when we get totally carried away, and just put anything and everything as our status.

There will be a few days when there will be happenings because of our status.

Like you post – HAVING A NIGHT OUT AT MY FRIENDS PLACE…..

The next day you find your house is robbed that night. And you need not worry as catching the thief is not that difficult as the thief, a facebook addict himself,  has uploaded his pictures stealing from your house and has even tagged you (a LOL moment) .

You found it funny, that’s not all

The shocking part is you and the robber has 4 mutual friends.

You know facebook is a very feminist website. You know whatever crap a girl puts as her status all the guys will like it and comment silly thing on it,

If a girls status reads

MISSING MOM VERY MUCH!!!

They even add a smiley that doesn’t even smile with the status. She amazingly garners around 550 likes….

And comments that say

OHHH!!!!  Or

MOMS ARE THE BEST (please accept my friend request!!) or

CHO CHWEEEEEEEEEET……… (I really don’t understand what they think about the letter E)

But at the same time if a boy status says,

MISSING MOM VERY MUCH!!!!

There will be no more likes, and to add to his agony there will be a lone comment.

“Grow up kiddo!!” (By his dad)

I know everyone will agree to it. (And few have experienced it too…)

Any ways, the other day I logged in on face book and saw my friends ex girlfriends status what was shocking was there even a few likes to the status,

And there was even a comment “LOL”

And the fact that the commenter was a mutual friend of three of us bought a smile to my face…..